« »Tommy, sweetheart! » » Margaret’s shrill, domineering voice echoed through the kitchen. « »Did you lay down the law? Did you tell that arrogant little girl where her paycheck is going? » »
Tom opened his mouth to scream for help, but I lightly pressed my forearm against his throat. Not enough to choke him, just enough to remind him exactly who controlled the oxygen in the room. He clamped his mouth shut, tears of pure humiliation streaming down his red face.
« »Hello, Margaret, » » I said cheerfully.
There was a stunned silence on the other end. « »Vivian? Why do you have my son’s phone? Where is Thomas?! » »
« »Thomas is currently having a paradigm shift, » » I replied, tracing the rim of the shattered porcelain plate with my fingernail. « »I’m calling to let you know that there’s been a slight change to the domestic arrangement you both planned. Thomas is moving back in with you. » »
« »Excuse me?! » » Margaret screeched. « »This is his house! He is the man of that household! » »
« »Actually, Margaret, if you had bothered to read the deed instead of just counting my salary, you’d know this house was purchased entirely with my money, under my LLC, prior to the marriage. Which means it is my sole property. He is just a guest. And his visitation hours have officially expired. » »
I hung up the phone and tossed it onto his chest.
I stood up, smoothing the wrinkles out of my skirt. The terrifying predator from five minutes ago was completely gone, replaced by a pathetic, sniveling coward trembling in a puddle of spilled sauce.
« »You have exactly ten minutes to pack whatever fits into your gym bag, » » I commanded, looking down at him with absolute disgust. « »If you are not out of my house by the time the grandfather clock strikes eight, I will personally throw you through the front window. And if you ever raise a hand to another woman again, I will find out, and I will make sure you drink your meals through a straw for the rest of your miserable life. » »
Tom didn’t argue. He didn’t try to reclaim his lost masculinity. He scrambled up from the floor, slipping twice in the mess, and bolted toward the master bedroom. Exactly eight minutes later, the front door slammed shut.
The next morning, my lawyers delivered the annulment papers to Margaret’s house, along with a restraining order citing his violent outburst and destruction of property. He tried to fight it, demanding spousal support, but the moment my legal team presented the photographs of the shattered dining room and threatened to subpoena his mother to testify about their premeditated financial abuse, he signed the papers in terror.
Seventy-two hours after I got married, I was single again.